Lorrin Foxfire says: Ah, I love the smell of Stonard! It smells like... like... orc sweat. And rot. Still, combined, the effect can be quite pleasant! It's an acquired scent.
Lorrin Foxfire says: While visitors complain about the exceptionally humid air, I find it helps my complexion! Dry skin is unflattering.
Lorrin Foxfire says: It is a shame, a dreadful shame, that my brethren cannot see what benefits come from truly steeping oneself in a culture.
Lorrin Foxfire says: Here I am, in a rough-hewn stone tower squatting on marshy, muddy ground while clouds of midges fly unchecked through the open doorways, standing amongst hunched, greenskin figures of dubious hygiene and coarse manners. I've never been happier.
Lorrin Foxfire says: Before I was stationed out here, I'd only heard about the rejuvenating effects a mudbath can have on skin. When I first tripped over a tree root, I was exposed to the full benefits! Amazing what nature can do, even without a bit of magic to help it along.
Lorrin Foxfire says: To this day, I ponder why I, myself, was chosen for this particular station. I can only imagine my superior felt I was uniquely suited to the task and would quickly become accustomed to the quaint culture of the Horde found herein, but I heard a truly mean-spirited rumor that it may be because I talk too much.
Lorrin Foxfire says: You need to learn to appreciate your surroundings, Cersei!